It seems abundantly clear that you hate my guts. I’ve heard such wonderful things about your brushes but I’ve now tried two of them and they’ve both sucked arse. I’ve attached a pic for your perusal:
Let’s get into things with my first purchase - the bronzer brush. You bastards made this thing look so damn alluring in the packaging. So lush and so lovely. Deceit! Lies! Betrayal! Okay - it is really soft but it’s also far too dense. I don’t understand how anyone could use this for bronzer. Or anything else, for that matter. Me no get it. Plus, $17.95? Really?
Now to the foundation brush. I bought this last week and was positively buzzing with anticipation on the car ride home. You see, even though you fucked me over with that whole bronzer brush debacle, I still gave you a chance. I’m nice like that.
Anyway, when I finally got back to my humble abode, I ripped off the packaging and went from mega-excited to mega-traumatised/angry/irritated. Firstly, the whole thing felt really light, flimsy and just plain cheap. Not good, E.T. Not good at all. And the bristles… oh GOD, the bristles. They felt shit. Really shit. Almost like plastic. No, definitely like plastic. They make a sound when I run them over my hand. A sound! A plasticy sound. What the bloody hell?
Overwhelming disappointment aside, I still gave it a whirl. It wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be but it was still pretty mediocre. At best. You stuffed me around, yet again.
So, what? Did I trample on an endangered plant species and piss you off? Have I not made a big enough donation to Save the Whales? WHAAAT DID I DOOOO?!
P.S. You suck.
Cray Cray McGee