Last night (for Aussies), the royal wedding aired on every channel imaginable. I was one of those people who really didn’t give a toss. At all. However, I made the mistake of turning on the TV last night and then couldn’t stop watching. What can I say? I love weddings.
So, firstly, let’s get it out the way – Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie looked like ass. Now, I’m not usually one to judge people on their style – each to their own, I say. Style is a very personal thing. However, I just don’t understand how a couple of 20-somethings, with nice figures and stacks of cash could look that craptacular. Such a shame. Here’s a pic in case you weren’t one of the 20876834569142 people to tune in:
Eugenie’s getup looks more fitted to an old matron with extremely bad taste and Beatrice just looked blah. Not feeling her headpiece, either. Of all the clothes available to them, that’s what they chose!? Boggles the mind.
The only others I’m going to bother commenting on are Posh and Becks. Becks, you looked hot but lay off the bronzer. Posh, the sleek pony, the shoes and the headpiece were phenom but the dress was a sack. A shitty looking sack. I don’t get it. Pic:
Now, let’s get to the Bride. Wow. She looked classic. Elegant. Perfect. The dress was incredible. When I imagine a wedding gown with sleeves, I think ‘ew’ but this was impeccably done. Alexander McQueen, no less. The only thing I didn’t ‘get’ was the bouquet. A bit blah but hey, different strokes. Pic:
|Soz for cutting you out, Wills. You'll get your turn.|
Her bouquet actually looks really lovely in this shot.
Her hair and makeup, while lovely, could’ve used a little tweaking, imo. Here are a couple of pics:
I think she could’ve used a softer-coloured liner on the bottom lash line. Or - if black’s really her thing - she could’ve done with a bit of a smudge so it wouldn't look so harsh. A lot of people had an issue with her brows and blush and while her blush looked a tad overdone in some shots, I still thought they looked fine and she looked luminous and polished. As for her hair - it was nice but a lil boring.
Her second, party dress was also a winner. And her hair - love! I’m a big fan of bouncy hair with a wave. Pic:
|Loving the hair! The liner, not so much.|
And let’s not forget the boys, shall we? How freakin sexy and regal were the military getups? Holy moly. Fantasy material. Pic:
Also, just to add on – the dress that Pippa (the Bride’s sister) donned was perfection, as well. So chic. And what a body! I also thought her hair was done beautifully. Pic:
If anyone’s getting hitched soon, I’d appreciate an invite. I now have wedding fever. Oh, who am I kidding? I've always had the fever. Always will. Weddings rock. This one was such a fairytale. I totes wanna marry a Prince, now. Hey, it could happen! Right? Right??
What did you guys think of everything?
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